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10 Creepy Things Kids Said to their Parents

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There are lot of stories that kids tell to their parents. Some are interesting, some are funny and there also some really creepy and scary. These are the top 10 most creepiest things on the internet shared by their parents.</div>
 
1. The Bad Man 
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Why are you crying?“Bad man”What bad man?“There.” Points behind me at a dark corner of the roomLamp on bookshelf next to said darkened corner falls off as soon as I turn to look.She slept in our bed that night.</blockquote>
2. Soon Grandma, Soon 
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Not to me, but to his grandmother.He was cuddling with her and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she’s very old, and will die soon.Then he makes a point of looking at the clock.</blockquote>
3.  I want to peel all your skin off 
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I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off”.The backstory here is I had been sunburned the previous week, and was starting to peel. In my sleep addled state however, it was pretty terrifying for a few seconds. I didn’t know if I was dreaming, or what was going on.</blockquote>
4. The White Wolves 
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My co-worker’s four year old daughter always thought that the rattling of the water pipes in the kitchen cupboards were “white wolves” and the sound always scared her.One day she was sitting at the kitchen table and she said, “Mom. The white wolves aren’t bad… they’re our friends!”Her mom encouraged the idea by saying, “Yes! The white wolves are protecting us. They are our friends.”Then her daughter added in, “They’re our friends, but not the man who crawls on the floor and stands by my bed.”</blockquote>
5. The Pretty Girl 
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My 3 year old nephew was at my cottage. He’s asked me numerous times about the “girl over there” while pointing at one of the back bedrooms. The place is small, and there is definitely nobody there so I just dismiss it as a really active imagination (he has lots of imaginary friends). Then some friends are visiting and they have a daughter around the same age. She has never met my nephew. Twice in the one day she asked about the “pretty girl” while pointing at the exact same room. Definitely caught me out and I didn’t know what to think. Then at Christmas my family was over at my place and my nephew points at a picture of my wife and asks if she is coming to visit us here or does she just stay at the cottage. My wife died ten years ago. Personally I don’t really believe in paranormal stuff so it’s probably just my logical brain putting together a bunch of kids ramblings but it definitely got my attention. </blockquote>
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6. Looking for my sister 
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My wife was getting my 2yr old son up one morning. He was standing in his bed/crib. As she said good morning and walked over to him he picked up her shirt a little and crooked his head to the side. She asked him what he was doing and he said, “looking for my baby sister in your tummy.” She laughed it off as a weird kid imagination thing. We found out later that at the time she was 2 weeks pregnant and it was, in fact, a girl. We are due in September. We had never really had the talk about where babies come from nor did we talk about having another child at all around him. So spooky.</blockquote>
7. That's where the dead babies go 
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A good friend of mine and her husband bought what is considered an ‘old’ house around here. (Western Canada…not many houses over 100 years old). They were renovating the basement one day while I was visiting. I was down there alone with their son, who was barely 2 at the time, and could not yet speak in full sentences. He took my hand and led me over to a brick chimney-like thing thing, with a rusty metal door on it. He looked up and said “That’s where the dead babies go.”I was horrified. Firstly, because, like I said, the kid could barely talk, let alone say something like that. I doubt he even knew what ‘dead’ meant. I’m positive that no one would have told him that, and there were no older kids around that would have said that as a joke. Still creeps me out to this day. </blockquote>
8. Come here, buddy 
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When my son was in Kindergarten I received a call from his teacher while at work saying he refused to go outside at recess time and was sitting there terrified. He said there was a guy named Otie who had brown hair and a brown beard who kept telling him to “come here buddy” over and over while he was playing outside before school started. They reviewed tapes and didn’t see anyone. Scared the crap out of me that some man was trying to abduct him but I’m pretty sure he either sees ghosts or has a very active imagination. He also said this guy talked to him at the bus stop or outside his window (on the 2nd floor). He also refused to go anywhere near an entire half of one of our old homes when he was 1-2 years old. He would just stand in the doorway and point.</blockquote>
9. Elmo and Dinosaur Train 
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My daughter said to me that there is a woman who watches her watch movies in her room and sleeps on the ceiling above her bed when she sleeps. she also says it dose not like me and wants to eat my heart. my kid watches Elmo and fucking Dinosaur Train. where in the hell did she get this from?</blockquote>
10. The Man with big yellow eyes 
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I have a three year old who says some pretty strange stuff….Last night: “Mommy.. the man, the very big man with big yellow eyes is looking at you.”I look.. nothing. I tell him there is no man and he is make-believe. My son laughs, “Oh he is hiding now.” — 2 minutes later, “Oh no Mommy, you made him very mad. Now he says he will come when you are sleeping.”Few weeks ago he tells me, “I’m not going to be four. I’m doing to die. And you will put me down, down, down in the hole.” I tell him that isn’t true, and who told him that. He gets quiet and goes, “The man told me. But I will be scared, so after three night-nights you die too and come with me.”Sheesh. As if I didn’t have bad dreams already.</blockquote>
 
Do you know some kids that tell some creepy things to you? why don't you share it on the comment box below!

10 Creepy Things Kids Said to their Parents

There are lot of stories that kids tell to their parents. Some are interesting, some are funny and there also some really creepy and scary. These are the top 10 most creepiest things on the internet …

11 May 2016

5 Weird Facts About Facebook

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 Facebook: You can't live with it, you can't burn it in a grease fire. That's what they say, right?</blockquote>
 While everyone knows about happening on everyone on facebook, and all of it's basic. Here are 5 weird facts you might now know about Facebook. Excerpt from the famous <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF6bWjQZ3bw">video </a>by <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOQ96GPJ8BVatjeqDpY295Q" style="line-height: 17px;">5facts</a>. 
 
1. Facebook data suggest tat the common time of breakups is two weeks before Christmas and during Spring break. And according to Google data, the most popular search term after spring break is "Why does it hurt when I pee?" HAHA yeah right.  
 
2. Before the 2007 redesigned, the Facebook homepage featured a mysterious face known and only as The Facebook Guy. Turn out it was a photo of a young Al Pacino. 
 
 
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3. In 2008, A British woman named Laura Michaels, created a Facebook group called "I need sex" and in ten minutes the group have 35 members and eventually attracted 100 men and she slept 50 of them. Read more at <a href="http://metro.co.uk/2008/04/02/facebook-sex-addict-laura-michaels-slept-with-50-men-63672/">Metro.co.uk</a></div>
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4. Facebook incorporated owns a hundred entire Facebook URL including ihatethefabooklikebutton.com, likebuttonsucks.com, likesucks.com, facebookcreditssuck.org and ihatefacebookcredits.com</div>
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5. According to a Colombian University study, 83% of prostitute use Facebook to conduct business. </div>
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And that's it, visit <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOQ96GPJ8BVatjeqDpY295Q">5Facts Youtube Channel</a> for more weird, funny facts about anything.</div>

5 Weird Facts About Facebook

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16 Jul 2014

[Video] The Best Philippine Commercial

From the popular classic commercial of Alaska, to the irresistible taste of Fita, to the never ending happiness of Coke. Famous brand given us some memorable commercial that become part of our childhood. 
 
Upload by <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkK6_fEFWvL3Od6f7PQsJ8A">Eunice Joy Narido</a> on Youtube, the compilation of the best Philippine commercial. 
 
Experience Nostalgia. 
 
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[Video] The Best Philippine Commercial

From the popular classic commercial of Alaska, to the irresistible taste of Fita, to the never ending happiness of Coke. Famous brand given us some memorable commercial that become part of our childho…

09 Jul 2014

Watch White Guy Orders at Jollibee in Deep Tagalog

Tagalog speaking Aussie Chris Urbano (Host of Maputing Cooking) orders at Jollibee... in deep Tagalog. Watch as he inspires Jollibee employees to use more Filipino language - and even try to get a discount. Jollibee. - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/maputingcooking">maputingcooking</a> 
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His new video, titled White Guy Orders at Jollibee in Deep Tagalog uploaded last March 20, 2014 and already reach thousand hits in just 2 days. </div>
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Chris Urbano is an Australian living in Manila, He owns the Youtube channel "maputingcooking", which he cook filipino food and match delicious Aussie wines to his dishes.

Watch White Guy Orders at Jollibee in Deep Tagalog

Tagalog speaking Aussie Chris Urbano (Host of Maputing Cooking) orders at Jollibee... in deep Tagalog. Watch as he inspires Jollibee employees to use more Filipino language - and even try to get a dis…

01 Apr 2014

Madalas Mangyare Sa Pelikulang Pilipino

Paulit ulit na eksena, pero kahit minsan wala  pa sigurong nagsawa, ang mga kadalasng eksena sa isang "TUNAY" na pelikulang pilipino. 
 
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Laging may sidekick na Komedyante ang Bida, At kahit anung tanda nito hanep makahanap ng chicks dalaga at sariwa. Paboritong pasalubong ang Pansit, At alam mu na mamatay ang taong tuwang tuwang makakain ng pansit kung hindi aksidente ay papatayin, agaw buhay na pero walang tumatawag ng ambulansya kaya wala ng gagawin kundi maghabilin na lang. Titingala at isisgaw ng bida ang pangalan ng namatay.</div>
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Maghihigante tuloy si Bida, Makikipagsuntukan ng magisa laban sa madameng kalaban at akalin mong mananalo sya di ata naisip ng kalaban na sugurin ng sabay sabay. Magkakaroon ng habulan ng sasakyan at Himalang walang Traffic. Isa sa mga sasakyan ng goons dadaan sa rampa at sasabog. Yung iba naman sasalpok sa isang Fruit Stand. Mauuwe ang lahat sa isang Warehouse o Abandunadong Factory, Mura ang Baril, Pag wala ng bala itatapon. Kaya sa huli magsusuntukan na lang ang matitibay, Di naisip na pulutin ang mga baril ng namatay.</div>
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At kung Mala pusa ang buhay ng Bida, wag mu ng itanong kung ganong kadame ang buhay ng leading lady nya..</div>
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Asahan mu na ang ending ay kantahan at sayawan sa beach, Lagi din may barilan sa bandang huli at magaling makipagsuntukan ang mga babae. Kapag babanat ang sidekick babatukan ng bida at kung si Wenn Daramas ang Direktor, asahan mo na si DJ Durano.</div>
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Kawawa at inaalipusta ang bida na mahirap, Aalis at mawawala ng matagal pagbalik mayaman na sya at mapapansin lage syang nakakulot. kapag mahirap ang Kasintahan ng mayaban na babae aalukin na lng ng tseke ng magulang ng babae ang lalake. </div>
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may alam ka bang pwedeng idagdag?</div>
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Comment na!</div>

Madalas Mangyare Sa Pelikulang Pilipino

Paulit ulit na eksena, pero kahit minsan wala pa sigurong nagsawa, ang mga kadalasng eksena sa isang "TUNAY" na pelikulang pilipino. Action Laging may sidekick na Komedyante ang Bida, At kahit anung …

31 Aug 2012

Mga Nakakatawa at Kakaibang Salita

Kahapon may napagusapan kame ng tropa about sa mga kakaibang salita. habang nagkekwento sya eh tawa ako ng tawa. Sabi niya madame pa daw yun kaya naman sinubukan kong hanapit kay Master google at nahanap ko naman,. Just want to share it to you guys! Pantagal Stress lang. :D 
 
 
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4. BURNIK - taeng sumabit sa buhok sa puwet, madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagtitissue lamang pagkatapos tumae, ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito, ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang itoy maalis, Itoy kadalasan ding makikita sa mga amerikanong nag titissue lamang. 
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 9. BARNAKOL - ito ay maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon. 10. ASOGUE - buhok sa kili kili. 11. KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan. 12. BAKTUNG – pinaikling salitang BAKAT-UTONG. "uy, jefferson si maam BAKTUNG nanaman!!!" 13. BAKTI - pinaikling BAKAT-PANTY. 14. JABARR - pawis ng katawan. 15. BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa puwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak.

Mga Nakakatawa at Kakaibang Salita

Kahapon may napagusapan kame ng tropa about sa mga kakaibang salita. habang nagkekwento sya eh tawa ako ng tawa. Sabi niya madame pa daw yun kaya naman sinubukan kong hanapit kay Master google at naha…

22 Jan 2012

Nakakatawang Tanong Compilation

Maraming tanong na imbis sagutin matatawa ka. Mga tanong na totoo pero mahirap ipaliwanag. Sabay sabay natin alisin ang bad vibes sa katawan habang binabasa ang mga tanong na nakakatawa. Sana matawa din kayo dito tulad ko. Pantagal stress lang! Kung merun pa kayung mga nakakatwang tanong, feel free to comment! 
 
 
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<li> bakit ang taba ng barbeque palaging nasa hulihan?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li> ang lason ba pag na expire nakakalason pa din?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li> bakit sa pineapple wala akong makitang pine, wala ring apple?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li> kung yung plural ng tooth ay teeth bakit yung plural ng booth ay hindi beeth?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li> bakit eggplant ang tawag e wala namang egg?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>kung itanim natin yung egg magiging “eggplant”?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li> bakit kapag CLOSE kayo ng isang tao, OPEN kayo sa isa’t isa?</li>

</ul>
<ul>
<li> ang lamok ba kapag natutulog linalamok din?</li>
<li> pwede bang maglagay ng baon mo pang dinner or breakfast sa lunchbox?</li>
<li> bakit hindi na lang gumawa ng maraming pera para lahat tayo mabigyan?</li>
<li> bakit ang mga bading, hindi naman nanganganak pero dumadami?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li> bakit may lock sa pinto ng 7/11 convenience store eh 24 hours naman sila open?!</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li> Bakit buo ang Sky Flakes? di ba dapat pag flakes, durog siya?</li>
<li> bakit walang bulaklak na kulay GREEN?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>pare-pareho nga ba ang napangasawa nina sleeping beauty, rapunzel, at snow white?</li>
</ul>

       -- si Prince Charming?  
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<ul>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Eh ang tao, pag namatay, inu-uod... ?</li>
</ul>
<ul>

<li>Ang uod kaya pag namatay, tina-tao?</li>
</ul>
<ul>

<li>Bakit tinawag na building eh samantalang "built" na?</li>
</ul>


 
<ul>
<li>Kung bawal magdrive ng lasing eh bakit may parking lot ang mga bars?                                                                 </li>
</ul>


 
<ul>
<li>Kung ang vegetarian eat vegetables eh ang humanitarian ba eat humans?</li>
</ul>


<ul>
<li>pwede ba uminom ng coke or tea pag coffee break?</li>
</ul>

<ul>
<li>bakit ang bacon pagprinito lumiliit?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Kapag ang sabon nadumihan, kailangan pa bang sabunin para linisin?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>bakit may lock sa pinto ng 7/11 convenience store eh 24 hours naman sila open?!</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Kapag ang ipis nahulog sa tubig na may sabon, dudumi ba ang tubig o lilinis ang ipis?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>kung may totoong mangkukulam bakit di nakukulam ang mga kurakot na congressman?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Bakit kaya katoliko lang ang sinasapian?</li>
</ul>
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Nakakatawang Tanong Compilation

Maraming tanong na imbis sagutin matatawa ka. Mga tanong na totoo pero mahirap ipaliwanag. Sabay sabay natin alisin ang bad vibes sa katawan habang binabasa ang mga tanong na nakakatawa. Sana matawa d…

22 Jan 2012

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